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Our menu changes with the seasons—because everything dies eventually. We cycle through new themes, fresh ingredients, and emotional conflict several times per year. One minute you’re sipping a Missionary’s Downfall under a blacklight, the next you’re holding a clarified Zombie wondering where the summer went.

Leviathan

AQUA DEMENTIA 16

Kuleana Agricole, Hamilton White Stash, blue curacao, lemon, lime, simple, sparkling water, absinthe mist

HEARTS ALIVE 17

Bonded Bourbon, Laird’s Bonded Apple Brandy, Oloroso sherry, real grenadine, honey, lemon, chocolate bitters

IRON TUSK 16

Appleton 12 Year, Smith & Cross, Havana Club White Rum, Don's Mix, Lime, Honey Syrup, Pimento Dram, Topo “Pacific Protector” tiki mug by Houston artist Coxswain Dunsel available for $30

I AM AHAB 24 (serves 1-2)

Appleton 12 Year, Smith & Cross, El Dorado 8, Meyers Dark, OFTD, Montenegro, grapefruit, lime, molasses, honey, falernum, Angostura

MEGALODON 16

House rum blend, creme de cassis, lemon, cinnamon, Lambrusco

BLOOD AND THUNDER 32

Appleton 12 Year, Smith & Cross, Hamilton 151, lime, pineapple, passionfruit, ginger, allspice ... and blood in the water

ENDLESS CLASSICS

FOG CUTTER 17

Ten to One and Havana Club White rums, Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Roku Gin, lemon, orange, orgeat, Oloroso sherry.

TRADER VIC, 1940s

PISTACHIO MAI TAI 17

Planteray 3 Star, El Dorado 8, Hamilton 151 rums, pistachio orgeat, orange liqueur, fresh lime, orchid, fire

TRADER VIC, 1944

FROZEN DAIQUIRI 17

Choose your fate: classic, strawberry, or banana. Blended to order, velvety and perfectly balanced.

1940s

JET PILOT 17

Appleton 12, Bacardi 8, and Hamilton 151 rums, fresh lime, grapefruit, cinnamon syrup, falernum, Pernod, Angostura

STEVE CRANE, 1958

COBRA’S FANG 17

OFTD, Planteray Xamayca, lots of 151, house fassionola, passion fruit, lime, orange, falernum, absinthe, Angostura

DONN BEACH, 1937

CLARIFIED ZOMBIE 17

Smith & Cross, Ten to One White, Hamilton 151, Don’s mix, lime, falernum, Angostura, Pernod, grenadine, milk clarified for a silky mouthfeel

DONN BEACH, 1934, Remixed by EB, 2026

PUKA PUNCH 19

Ten to One White, Planteray 5, El Dorado 12, Planteray OFTD, lime, orange, pineapple, honey, passion fruit, falernum, Angostura ... and a garden on top.

DONN BEACH, 1937, RAY BUHEN, 1961

THIS SUNSET SHOULD BE ILEGAL 16

Ilegal Carribean Cask Mezcal, acid-adjusted orange juice, lime punch syrup, house fassionola

CC, 2025

BAY BREEZE 16

Chopin Rye vodka, fluffy pineapple, tart cranberry, strawberry cheong

OCEAN SPRAY, 1980s

TABOGA TEASER 24

Serves 2

Havana Club White Rum, Cointreau, Maraschino liqueur, fresh pineapple, lime. Blended to order.

EL PANAMA HOTEL, 1955

BLACK SUN VOLCANO 32

Serves 2-4

Dark rum, overproof rum, Jamaican rum, 151, pineapple, passionfruit, lime, activated charcoal, cinnamon, fire

EB, 2025

MISSIONARY’S DOWNFALL 28

Serves 2

Havana Club White Rum, peach brandy, lime, honey, pineapple, mint, blended to order

DONN BEACH, 1940s

CLASSIC DAIQUIRI 15

Ten to One White & El Dorado 8 rums, lime, house sugar blend, salt.

JENNINGS COX, 1890S

SATURN 17

Gin, passion fruit syrup, orgeat, falernum, lemon, flash blended.

J. “POPO” GALSINI, 1967

BROWN BUTTER RUM OLD FASHIONED 17

Brown butter fat-washed Planteray Cut and Dry and Smith & Cross Jamaican rum, rich paradise syrup, blended bitters

CR, 2025

remixed and reimagined

CLARIFIED AND CARBONATED BOURBON PINA COLADA 17

Bourbon, coconut water, falernum, pineapple, lime, turbinado--clarified and carbonated

CC, 2025

BITTER BIRD 16

Clarified Appleton 12, Mount Gay Black Barrel, Campari, yuzu super juice, strawberry cheong, strawberry dust

adapted from CHRIS LEAVITT, 2024

FROZEN HONEYDEW HIGHBALL 13

Vodka, Midori, fresh honeydew juice, coconut soda

CC and GB, 2023

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EB ENAMEL PINS 5

EB TSHIRT 27

EB HANDMADE TIKI MUG 160

Handmade and individually painted by Houston ceramicist Holly Dyer. 20 fl oz.

EB MAI TAI GLASS 25