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Our menu changes with the seasons—because everything dies eventually. We cycle through new themes, fresh ingredients, and emotional conflict several times per year. One minute you’re sipping a Missionary’s Downfall under a blacklight, the next you’re holding a clarified Zombie wondering where the summer went.
Leviathan
AQUA DEMENTIA 16
Kuleana Agricole, Hamilton White Stash, blue curacao, lemon, lime, simple, sparkling water, absinthe mist
HEARTS ALIVE 17
Bonded Bourbon, Laird’s Bonded Apple Brandy, Oloroso sherry, real grenadine, honey, lemon, chocolate bitters
IRON TUSK 16
Appleton 12 Year, Smith & Cross, Havana Club White Rum, Don's Mix, Lime, Honey Syrup, Pimento Dram, Topo “Pacific Protector” tiki mug by Houston artist Coxswain Dunsel available for $30
I AM AHAB 24 (serves 1-2)
Appleton 12 Year, Smith & Cross, El Dorado 8, Meyers Dark, OFTD, Montenegro, grapefruit, lime, molasses, honey, falernum, Angostura
MEGALODON 16
House rum blend, creme de cassis, lemon, cinnamon, Lambrusco
BLOOD AND THUNDER 32
Appleton 12 Year, Smith & Cross, Hamilton 151, lime, pineapple, passionfruit, ginger, allspice ... and blood in the water
ENDLESS CLASSICS
FOG CUTTER 17
Ten to One and Havana Club White rums, Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Roku Gin, lemon, orange, orgeat, Oloroso sherry.
TRADER VIC, 1940s
PISTACHIO MAI TAI 17
Planteray 3 Star, El Dorado 8, Hamilton 151 rums, pistachio orgeat, orange liqueur, fresh lime, orchid, fire
TRADER VIC, 1944
FROZEN DAIQUIRI 17
Choose your fate: classic, strawberry, or banana. Blended to order, velvety and perfectly balanced.
1940s
JET PILOT 17
Appleton 12, Bacardi 8, and Hamilton 151 rums, fresh lime, grapefruit, cinnamon syrup, falernum, Pernod, Angostura
STEVE CRANE, 1958
COBRA’S FANG 17
OFTD, Planteray Xamayca, lots of 151, house fassionola, passion fruit, lime, orange, falernum, absinthe, Angostura
DONN BEACH, 1937
CLARIFIED ZOMBIE 17
Smith & Cross, Ten to One White, Hamilton 151, Don’s mix, lime, falernum, Angostura, Pernod, grenadine, milk clarified for a silky mouthfeel
DONN BEACH, 1934, Remixed by EB, 2026
PUKA PUNCH 19
Ten to One White, Planteray 5, El Dorado 12, Planteray OFTD, lime, orange, pineapple, honey, passion fruit, falernum, Angostura ... and a garden on top.
DONN BEACH, 1937, RAY BUHEN, 1961
THIS SUNSET SHOULD BE ILEGAL 16
Ilegal Carribean Cask Mezcal, acid-adjusted orange juice, lime punch syrup, house fassionola
CC, 2025
BAY BREEZE 16
Chopin Rye vodka, fluffy pineapple, tart cranberry, strawberry cheong
OCEAN SPRAY, 1980s
TABOGA TEASER 24
Serves 2
Havana Club White Rum, Cointreau, Maraschino liqueur, fresh pineapple, lime. Blended to order.
EL PANAMA HOTEL, 1955
BLACK SUN VOLCANO 32
Serves 2-4
Dark rum, overproof rum, Jamaican rum, 151, pineapple, passionfruit, lime, activated charcoal, cinnamon, fire
EB, 2025
MISSIONARY’S DOWNFALL 28
Serves 2
Havana Club White Rum, peach brandy, lime, honey, pineapple, mint, blended to order
DONN BEACH, 1940s
CLASSIC DAIQUIRI 15
Ten to One White & El Dorado 8 rums, lime, house sugar blend, salt.
JENNINGS COX, 1890S
SATURN 17
Gin, passion fruit syrup, orgeat, falernum, lemon, flash blended.
J. “POPO” GALSINI, 1967
BROWN BUTTER RUM OLD FASHIONED 17
Brown butter fat-washed Planteray Cut and Dry and Smith & Cross Jamaican rum, rich paradise syrup, blended bitters
CR, 2025
remixed and reimagined
CLARIFIED AND CARBONATED BOURBON PINA COLADA 17
Bourbon, coconut water, falernum, pineapple, lime, turbinado--clarified and carbonated
CC, 2025
BITTER BIRD 16
Clarified Appleton 12, Mount Gay Black Barrel, Campari, yuzu super juice, strawberry cheong, strawberry dust
adapted from CHRIS LEAVITT, 2024
FROZEN HONEYDEW HIGHBALL 13
Vodka, Midori, fresh honeydew juice, coconut soda
CC and GB, 2023
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EB ENAMEL PINS 5
EB TSHIRT 27
EB HANDMADE TIKI MUG 160
Handmade and individually painted by Houston ceramicist Holly Dyer. 20 fl oz.
EB MAI TAI GLASS 25