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Our menu changes with the seasons—because everything dies eventually. We cycle through new themes, fresh ingredients, and emotional damage several times per year. One minute you’re sipping a Missionary’s Downfall under a blacklight, the next you’re holding a clarified Singapore Sling riff wondering where the summer went.
COCKTAILS
NUI NUI
Demerara rum, Jamaican rum, Agricole, Allspice, orange, lime, cinnamon and vanilla syrups, aromatic bitters, vanilla extract, cinnamon, mint
O Rum All Ye Faithful
Dark rum, overproof rum, bonded apple brandy, gingerbread syrup, house cream of coconut, orange, lemon, Angostura, mint
SC Hot Buttered Rum
Blended aged rums, hot water, and a variation of the 1862 Jerry Thomas hot buttered rum batter (cinnamon, nutmeg, pepper, clove, allspice, anise, butter, brown sugar, molasses, vanilla)
CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN ... SACK OF MONKEY SH*T...
Jamaican rum, 151 rum, rye whiskey, lime, cinnamon syrup, real grenadine, house coconut cream, Angostura, absinthe dash, fire show and tied up with a bow.
DID YOU F*CK MY MOM, SANTA CLAUS?
Dark rum, Jamaican rum, Creme de Cacao, cinnamon syrup, oat milk, mole chocolate bitters
SON OF A NUTCRACKER!
Overproof rum, Cognac, Grand Marnier, macadamia nut orgeat, lime, shaved ice flakes, nutmeg, mint, orchid, crushed macadamia nuts (serves 2)
*Pistachio Mai Tai
Probitas, El Dorado 8, and Hamilton 151 rums, house pistachio orgeat, orange liqueurs, lime, mint, fire, pretty flower
*Classic Daiquiri
Probitas and El Dorado 8 rums, lime, turbo and cane sugar, a lil salt
*Frozen Daiquiri (blended to order)
classic, strawberry, or banana
Jet Pilot (1958)
Appleton 12, Bacardi 8, Hamilton 151, lime, grapefruit, cinnamon syrup, falernum, Pernod, Angostura
Saturn (1967)
Gin, passion fruit syrup, orgeat, falernum, lemon
Puka Punch (1937, 1961)
White rum, demerara rum, dark rum, overproof rum, lime, orange, pineapple, honey, passion fruit, falernum, Angostura
Fog Cutter (1940s)
White Rum Blend, Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Roku Gin, lemon, orange, orgeat, Oloroso Sherry
Zombie
Jamaican Rum, White Rum, 151 Rum, Don's Mix, lime, falernum, Pernod, Angostura, fassionola
Brown Butter Rum Old Fashioned
Brown butter fat washed Planteray and Smith & Cross, rich paradise syrup blended bitters
This Sunset Should be Ilegal
Ilegal Caribbean Cask Mezcal, acid-adjusted orange juice, orange liqueur, lime punch syrup, fassionola
*Bay Breeze
Chopin Rye Vodka, fluffy pineapple, tart cranberry juice, cranberry syrup, strawberry cheong
Bitter Bird
Clarified Jamaican rums, Campari, pineapple, yuzu super juice, strawberry cheong, strawberry dust
Silver Surfer
Lalo Tequila, Italicus, cocchi Americano, lime oleo, creme de cacao, orange bitters, glitter and light
Banana Hammock
Banana-chip infused Haku vodka, coconut water cold brew concentrate, banana & coffee liqueurs, banana foam
Taboga Teaser (1955)
White rum, Cointreau, Maraschino liqueur, pineapple, lime, blended to order. Serves 1-2.
Missionary's Downfall (1940s)
White rum, peach brandy, lime, honey, pineapple, mint, blended to order. Serves 2.
BLACK SUN VOLCANO
Dark rum, overproof rum, Jamaican rum, 151, pineapple, passionfruit, lime, activated charcoal, cinnamon, fire. Serves 3-4.
*Can be made non-alcoholic or with THC spirit