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Our menu changes with the seasons—because everything dies eventually. We cycle through new themes, fresh ingredients, and emotional conflict several times per year. One minute you’re sipping a Missionary’s Downfall under a blacklight, the next you’re holding a clarified Zombie wondering where the summer went.
ENDLESS BUMMER
PISTACHIO MAI TAI 15
White rum, dark rum, 151, pistachio orgeat, orange liqueur, lime, orchid, fire
Take the custom Mai Tai glass home for $25!
SATURN 11
Gin, passion fruit syrup, orgeat, falernum, lemon
PICKLE MARGARITA 12
Blanco tequila, triple sec, kosher pickle juice, lime, sugar
THE ROLLING STONES 1972 COCAINE AND TEQUILA SUNRISE TOUR 14
Mezcal, acid-adjusted orange juice, lime punch syrup, real grenadine
COBRA’S FANG 15
Overproof, Jamaican, and 151 rums, grenadine, passion fruit, lime, orange, falernum, absinthe, Angostura
GOLDEN TEA 7
Like a green tea, but with lemon and passionfruit
LIL BANANA 8
A baby banana Espresso Martini
CLASSIC DAIQUIRI 9
White rum, dark rum, lime, house sugar blend, salt
BAY BREEZE 10
Vodka, fluffy pineapple, cranberry, real grenadine
PASSION WHISKEY SOUR 11
Bourbon, amaretto, lemon, passionfruit, foam
BETELGEUSE GOES HAWAIIAN 12
Coconut rum, white rum, blue curacao, pineapple, real grenadine
Take the custom zombie glass home for $25!
MISSIONARY’S DOWNFALL 13
White rum, peach brandy, lime, honey, pineapple, mint
CLARIFIED AND CARBONATED BOURBON PINA COLADA 17
Bourbon, coconut water, falernum, pineapple, lime, turbinado--clarified and carbonated
BANANA HAMMOCK 13
Banana chip–infused vodka, cold brew, banana & coffee liqueurs, banana foam
JAMAICAN LUNCH BOX 9
Red Stripe and a shot of Jamaican Rum
INDUSTRY STANDARD 9
Lone Star Tall Boy and a shot of Jim Beam
SNACKARI 6
A baby daiquiri
BLACK SUN VOLCANO 28
Dark rum, overproof rum, Jamaican rum, 151, pineapple, passionfruit, lime, activated charcoal, cinnamon, fire (Serves 2-4)
take bummer HOme
EB TSHIRT 27
EB MAI TAI GLASS 25
EB HANDMADE TIKI MUG 160
Handmade and individually painted by Houston ceramicist Holly Dyer.
20 fl oz.
BG Goes Hawaiian Zombie Glass 25