Is this a tiki bar?
Yes, but not exactly. We worship from the altar of tiki tradition but we aren’t confined strictly to it. We do believe in spirits. And Donn. And Vic.

What kind of drinks do you serve?
Frozen. Flaming. Clarified. Carbonated. Shaken. Stirred. Cursed. Made with intention and however you interpret love.

Is this a theme bar?
No. But if there was a theme: funeral for a surfer, goth vacation, overgrown jungle limbo, Robert Smith visits Miami in 1982… psychedelic … tropical … black metal?

Do you serve food?
Nope. But there is delicious Betelgeuse Betelgeuse pizza, etc. next door you can enjoy before/after.

Can I bring my kids?
If your kids are 21+, yes you can. If they are under 21, then no you can not.

Is it always this dark in here?
Yes.

Do I need a reservation?
You don’t need anything. But they are available. Please email us for parties of 6 or more.

Do you accept walk-ins?
Yes, absolutely! First come, first serve. We also accept reservations, so just please be mindful of the reserved tables and their times.

Is this place haunted?
Only by people who never left.