Is this a tiki bar?
Not exactly. But we do believe in spirits. And limes.

What kind of drinks do you serve?
Frozen. Flaming. Clarified. Carbonated. Shaken. Stirred. Cursed. Made with intention and however you interpret love.

Is this a theme bar?
No. But if there was a theme: funeral for a surfer, goth vacation, overgrown jungle limbo, Robert Smith visits Miami in 1982… psychedelic … tropical … black metal?

Do you serve food?
Nope. But there is delicious Betelgeuse Betelgeuse pizza, etc. next door you can enjoy before/after.

Can I bring my kids?
If your kids are 21+, yes you can. If they are under 21, then no you can not.

Is it always this dark in here?
Yes.

What’s with the lamp on the table?
It knows things. Be careful what you say around it.

Do I need a reservation?
You don’t need anything. But we recommend one if you want a guaranteed seat in the afterlife.

Do you accept walk-ins?
This is a small space, so make plans accordingly. We reserve space at the bar and at standing rails for walk-ins.

Is this place haunted?
Only by people who never left.