Aur-Gnar
Aur-Gnar was a celestial surfboard vacationing on Risa when a siiiick wave pulled her into a dimensional portal, hurling her through every possible universe. At the moment she burst into ours, a group of stoners in an Aurora basement were making contact with their recently deceased dog, Pepper. This cataclysmic event confusingly bonded Aur-Gnar with the stoners' Ouija board and somehow dislodged Pepper's ghost, who surfed Aur-Gnar through the dimensional rift to Endless Bummer.
Transformed and groggy, this "Surf Oiuja Board" now known as Aur-Gnar-Whall floated into this cave, tried to 1v1 a punch bowl and passed out floating in the air next to a coconut tree.
Some say those that make the mistake of disrespecting the Endless plane of Bummer existence are cursed by Aur-Gnar-Whall, their souls forced into crabs, which Pepper mauls with gleeful abandon.
Beeks is 30 or 40 years old and likes bright colors and cats and dogs and doesn't need all that sass from you, thank you very much
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